March 2012
shakespearewithgifs:
HAMLET AT “THE MURDER OF GONZAGO”
CLAUDIUS AT “THE MURDER OF GONZAGO”
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me: ahhh time for some sleep
blankets: wait i'm sorry i forgot to bunch up around your torso i know how you like your feet ice cold
legs: would now be the time to thrash violently i think yes
brain: let's review some repressed childhood memories for da lulz
stomach: let me just hurt for an hour
arm: i'm falling asleep now bye
bladder: suddenly i'm full wow how'd that happen
bowels: you have to poop real bad here have some farts
pet: your face is comfy
me: fuck
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February 2012
In real life: Oh my gosh, he's so hot.
Facebook: OMG he's fit as.
Twitter: sdjsahdjsadhsafsldsl look at him!
Tumblr: Fuck you, just. FUCK YOU.
Starkids: You know what I’d give him, on a scale of one to ten? One, one being the ugliest, and ten, pretty? I would give him… an eight. Eight-point-five.. or a nine. But not, NOT above a nine-point-eight. There is always room for improvement. Not everyone can be perfect, like me. That’s why I’m holding out for a ten. Because I’m worth it.
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